I have completely felt like total crap since Sunday Morning. And as of 10:27 tonight it does not seem to be getting any better, but sadly when you're a mom it doesn't really matter how well you feel. You still have to get your ass out of bed and deal with the task of taking care of you family. Okay maybe I did make my children get their own breakfast and perhaps there is a small chance that I didn't nothing today but lay in bed under my covers and completely deny any real need or responsibility to get up....maybe. I'm not saying I did but you know there might be a chance or something. However when my kids did come home and Little Bird ask me "Why do we cough?" I thought I would totally Google it to if the reason I gave her was anywhere near legit because yes I am one of those moms who will fully lie to their children just to get them to stop asking "WHY". anyways before I could get the answer from the almighty Google I first had to take a moment to notice what it was asking me if I wanted to search....

No, Google I do not need to know why I can't own a Canadian.....however I do already know why men have nipples, I also happen to know a fun little fact about how sometimes when baby boys are first born they will leak from their nipples...fun fact there, take that with you when you leave here people.

You know Google I have my own theories on why men cheat and I don't really care at all why dogs eat poop I only know that I wish they didn't.

You know I don't even care why women cheat and I'm not even touching the why women get wet thing. Google Sir, I'm seeing a trend here.
Then nothing really changed and I got through the whole typing situation and found a website that explained why we cough...turns out the reason I gave Little Bird was pretty correct .

"Because there is excess mucus or other irritant matter from external sources – dirt, smoke, household cleaners – lying on the surface of the respiratory tract, and your body is trying to expel them by propelling it violently upwards."- Reason given by Medical Website

"Because your body like totally doesn't like what's hanging out in your lungs and stuff, so it like totally tries to like get rid of it by coughing." -Reason given by me...see totally close...like textbook close.

Anyways then for shits and giggles, okay more for "I hate this damn cough nothing is working what will soothe a cough" reasons I thought I give Google another try.

Damn it, Google! I have no interest in knowing how to shave my pubic hair...however thanks for helping me sync my Wii remote.